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M-Y-S-T-E-R-Y ??????


That's right, Oscar Mayer, of the Kraft Foods Corporation has announced the launch date of their newest, and what should prove to be most diverse product….or so they say. 


The company, largely known for various deli meats, hot dogs, bacon and its lunchables, is keeping the product hush-hush, so far. With a major ad campaign already known to be launching for the month leading up to its release, we're all left to wonder what the product could be. Speculation abound has produced several guesses as to what it could be


"Its a hot dog bazooka" surmises 8 year old Briarcliff resident and Oscar Mayer enthusiast Kyle Henderson. "I dreamed about it, it shoots more than a hundred feet!"





While local hot dog vendor Ray Henderson is hoping for something with a little more flavor. "Maybe a hot dog stuffed with cheese or chili or something?"







The waiting game has begun, post your guesses…..